HOW I BECAME CHALK BOY: Introduction (1st Draft)

On the recent passing of my Uncle Peter, I’ve decided to share the introduction  and start to the first chaper of my autobiography:
How I became Chalk Boy!
Cover: How I Became Chalk Boy 2010
Cover: How I Became Chalk Boy 2010


Writing a book (autobiography) is very much like trying to pitchfork smoke in the wind……how exactly do you paint the pictures of somebody’s life? Half remembered facts merge into dreams and perceptions that can only serve to distort the image/painting and you end up with a fairground mirror image of what was…. Part truth, part chimera, neither animal nor beast but some kind of mythical creation straight from the Fiction Creation Department of suburban dreams-ville!

The story I’m about to tell you is a real adventure; my adventure as I remember it, as I’ve been told and embellished by my own human condition.

It’s as truthful as I can make it based upon my own opinions, thoughts and perceptions….. This is my own distorted mirror, my own reality…. It comes from within.

It’s taken me over 52 year to write and I suppose I’ll still be writing it on my deathbed….. That’s the thing about life, in a way we are all writers, we all have stories to tell but the reality is different, it’s a bit like going to a wedding and forgetting to take your camera….. If the pictures are all in your head nobody can share that experience and then the memory is lost forever…. Making the effort to write stuff down is still and always will be the best way to record our lives and experiences. I’ve always, since a very young age been aware of my own mortality, the transient and fragile nature of life.

My aim in writing this is not to gain any kind of futile aspiration towards immortality but rather to understand why I have become the person I am….. It’s my own personal journey into the abyss. Into the darkness of my own soul in a futile hope for enlightenment.

A book written, physical can change the dark matter, becoming a light…..a candle illuminating the past and a magic lantern for the future; A place to create shadow puppets on the walls as the dancing flames flicker back and forth, ephemeral creations in the mind’s eye.

These days I seem to spend more time thinking about writing than actually writing, it seems that the older you get the more easily distracted you become, gone are the laser sharp days of youth when the mind seemed more focused, simpler I suppose. Back then we spent all our time running from the past and into the future….it was straightforward, don’t look back, head up and burn up as much distance as you could from your childhood.

I’ve always agreed with Jean-Paul Sartre “I hate my childhood and all that remains of it.”  I have spent my entire life as a long distance runner, burning up the track and trying to escape the Chimera. But I know completely well, that the beast with two backs….born in a pigeon loft, will follow me to my grave, how could I ever hope to escape or even think of such a thing? The naivety of youth has given way to the maturity of middle age and I now find the courage to turn around and look the beast square in the eye.

That’s exactly what this book is about, it’s a long distance staring competition, holding up a mirror to my inner child and saying “here’s looking at you kid!”

CHAPTER 1: Life before Chalk Boy!

There was life before Chalk Boy, oh yes; I know it’s hard to believe and the only proof I really have is through reading books, watching TV and listening to what people (adults) tell me, yes, I know it could all be a pack of lies, adults are always telling lies to children, it’s part of the course. The first lie is Christmas and the birth of the baby Jesus and then you ask “Well how was I born then?” the answer being that “a Stork has brought you from afar” from Poland or Russia or Transylvania or some other godforsaken place, usually Eastern Europe; and then the lying adult will proceed to show you an illustration from a story book of a big white bird carrying a baby in its beak, wrapped in a neatly folded white sheet, it was then of course you knew….”well it must be real ‘cause its printed in a book!”

I’ve always counted myself as lucky by the virtue that I can remember the very moment of my birth. Apparently very few people can do so and some scientists even believe that such a thing is ‘impossible’ due to ‘a baby’s lack of cognitive development’ or words to that effect.  Scientists and very clever people believe that children who remember being born must have ‘dreamt it’ The child has obviously had a dream about his or her own birth at a very early age and for some reason this dream has then manifested itself into ‘becoming real’ in the mind of the child. Therein after the child will always perceive or come to believe that they remember their own birth. Science tells us that babies don’t have the capacity to ‘remember’ such a thing.

So what exactly was it like then…being born? Well it was a bit like this:

“Alright, it was very dark; the darkest place that you could imagine, I was not frightened. I did not have any thoughts; I did not feel anything. I was mentally and emotionally blank, there was absolutely nothing? I remember myself in a dark place. My eyes were closed, then when I opened them…nothing… I saw a sliver of thin, white light. The first time I saw it… then I just ignored the light. I did not care! I just went back to sleep. Then I remember ‘movement’, I moved from a dark place into a place of light….my ‘soul’ became conscious, there was a sense of being uncomfortable now. I wanted to go back to sleep but I couldn’t. Then everything went blank. I swear that I am telling the truth, this is not a dream”

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